closer-to-the-edge-of-glory:

Happy Birthday Daniel Radcliffe

23 July 1989

i-wasnt-always-a-fallen-angel:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

On Wednesdays we reblog

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

ridge:

nooneslife:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

I’m cry

it’s back

Need

jonnovstheinternet:

my friend tried the potato setting on his microwave

vegan-vulcan:

ejacutastic:

(source)

All of this except without purchasing or using bee products. We don’t need them. Bees do. Like this says—they pollinate a third of our food. Why the hell do we need to take their food too? DO NOT PURCHASE ANYTHING WITH BEE PRODUCTS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BECAUSE BEES DON’T MAKE THEM FOR US. BEES ARE ENTITLED TO KEEP WHAT THEY MAKE AS A RESULT OF POLLINATING OUR FOOD.

peachnaked:

abseunt:

unconsciousearth:


NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights. 

this is one of the prettiest things i’ve ever seen

awh look at Sri Lanka too omg

Gorg

peachnaked:

abseunt:

unconsciousearth:

NASA released a satellite image of india in the evening during the festive holiday of diwali, the celebration of lights.

this is one of the prettiest things i’ve ever seen

awh look at Sri Lanka too omg

Gorg

funkies:

wanna take naps naked with you

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

buttermybutt:

realgrumpycat:

I met @chrisbharrison once. It was  awful. #bachelorette #bachelorettefinale #grumpycat

Fuck every person that had the fucking blessing of touching such a lovely living organism Jesus Christ

buttermybutt:

realgrumpycat:

I met @chrisbharrison once. It was awful. #bachelorette #bachelorettefinale #grumpycat

Fuck every person that had the fucking blessing of touching such a lovely living organism Jesus Christ

hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine